Last time on The Sheratan Legacy: Our green founder got beamed to Earth to complete a 'mission' -- however her handy-dandy replicator broke before she could give herself funds or a proper house. So Alkura is stranded in Oasis Springs trying to get used to her new way of life.
24 pictures of questionable content under the cut.
Alkura starts her day in a groggy mood! Something about sleeping under the stars without any sort of rood over her head? Maybe it's fact that she has not a single bit of human currency? Or maybe because she's out in public in her PJs?
Alkura: You're not making this any better.
First order of business for our Founder's second day on Earth is to get some food into her. Too bad she can't actually cook since she's lacking counters... and a stove.
Alkura: STILL not making things any better.
Aw, look at how dejected she looks eating her bowl of yogurt.
She's not even focusing on the video games she needs to play for work well.
Alright, missy. Time to send you out into the world and maybe get you out of your mopy mood. (And put your glasses back on your face because you look strange without them! Off the the bar to get some more potential mates.
Alkura: Wait, aren't you the bartender from the place next door?
Bartender: Still broke?
Alkura: Yup.
Bartender: GTFO
This picture of Alkura not paying attention to anyone around her as she plays video games -- perfectly sums up her day out. Needless to say no meaningful friendships were formed.
Alkura comes home to eat a bowl of cereal as she contemplates her next move. There's still her mission to complete after all.
Alkura: *sudden stroke of inspiration*
Alkura: Hello? Your human communications devices are so primitive. Can you hear me? Yes? Would you like to come over to my residence to assist me in my mission?
Whether it was out of curiosity or genuine like for our founder -- Layton make an appearance, although he's looking mopier than Alkura was earlier!
Alkura: This will not do. Human's need to be happy in order to be receptive.
Alkura: It's okay -- At least you have a nice home and a roof over your head... Probably.
In no time, Alkura and Layton are back to their normal animated selves.
#Soon
Alkura: it might be time to make my move.
Oh my Alkura -- what on Earth are you--? Well, whatever it is it has Layton fanning himself. It can't be going that badly.
Alkura & Layton: *plus plus*
Alkura: A sexy pose or two to get things moving in the right direction.
Layton: I don't really know who you are, or why you're green but I dig you.
The two of them are adorbs. And look at that bashful appearance.
Alkura take it as a sign to 'go in for the kill' as it were.
Alkura: Phase One complete.
Alkura: Would you care to donate your genetic material to science?
Layton: Am I about to get laid by a hot alien chick?
Alkura: .... Yes?
Layton: *fist pump*
Spicing things up since the (not pictured) Landgraab's walking by their old lot were causing him embarrassment!
Eventually our alien coaxed him into her bed
They had a short nap together and Layton slipped out of bed with a look on his face that was nothing short of pleased! A shame there's no victory walk anymore!
Alkura woke up by herself a little while later -- with a smile on her face as well. Although we'll just have to wait and see if Layton's 'genetic material' donation worked... Because without a dime to her name there's no way to purchase a pregnancy test. Mm, bring a child into these circumstances might have been a miscalculation.
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